challenged confessions

nostrich:

There recently was a thread about awful room-mates, along with pictures. I have my own experience.

This story about an awful roommate began its life on the Something Awful forums. Since then, like most stories like this, I assume it’s become some kind of internet folklore that a lot of people have at least heard about, if not read. Regardless, I had not read it, and now I’m sharing it, just in case you haven’t either.

(Note: it’s long, fairly graphic, and fairly awful, but safe for work.)

This is incredibly epic. The escalation in unbelievable.

“The fucker has made some kind of evil fortress. If my room is the fortress of light, his is the fortress of evil. And feces.”